Backstory:
I have had "weird fat" since I was a little girl (thanks for the genes mom and dad!) but still on the petite side.  Fat upper arms, chubby tummy, and love handles.  But skinny.  Does that make sense?!?!?  I have somehow managed to never wear sleeveless shirts, bikinis, or anything that might give my secret away.  It's so terrible hiding parts of your body all of the time.  I just...